Things I've discovered today

1. This Picture (Above)
2. 3pm is a bad time to start academic work when it is due in at 10am the next day.


3. I'm a lazy, lazy wicked person.


4. It's difficult addressing some crimbo cards (to not have this problem don't send any) I.e your lecturer: First name only? "from" or "Love" or "best wishes". Its a mess. I hate crimbo.


5. It's pointless doing your hair when the weather is like this. I've ended up with a thatch instead of hair. It's like trying to brush a crash helmet or, to be seasonal, a crimbo tree.


6. It's pointless putting on make up on days like this. I look like an oil painting which has run. And not in a sexy pop art type way. More in a washed out hooker type way.


7. I really shouldn't be typing "things i've discovered" lists when my essay still isn't finished and its 8pm.


8. shit happens.


9. I'm unlikely to get higher than a desmond for my honours.This is all my own fault.