hey ho!

Hey gang-a-lang
how goes it.
I hope Jen doesn't mind me using the picture i stole off of her website.
I say stole. I Borrowed it. I'll give it back. Honest.
I love this picture though. Its like "rarrrrr!"
hehehe

spring has sprung

Solstice Greetings!
Happy solstice peeps!
It is in fact the start of spring. We just need to get someone from the met office to tell nature and we'll be all set. hooray for spring- everyone rush outside and look for a daffodil! Quick!

Badger badger here comes the Badger

I've been informed by Russel that he's managed to negotiate the perilous and winding road back from Bristol, along with my Skeleton Bob prize from Stuart. I wonder if he's managed to drink himself into ill health as good as he managed in Chicago? That was pretty sick. I hope he recovers soon (and gets my stuff posted off!)

Care in the community
My mate Bob has just moved into a new house in Perth. Hope its a smooth move Bob!
Bob is another one in a long line of my successful mates who put me to shame. (He's the lawyer btw) I hope to go up and visit soon and hang a curtain at his front door and examine his tea making facilities.

sorry to all!

Skeleton Bob

Having just re-read that last post I realised I sounded particularly pathetic and petulant and, since I'm alliterating so much, Pants. I apologise. I was trying to be cool and I made a crap post.
I'm excited about getting my skeleton Bob picture through from the great Mcbeard in the sky. I don't usually win anything so my joy is doubled. Yay!

Impending Destruction

One guy out my class, hereby known as fannybaws, has gotten himself an interview for a planning job with the council (Names withheld to protect the mental). Good for him you might be thinking but frankly if he gets this job it's going to be one of those unnatural paradigm thingies and mankind's programming will be erased. He's such a Poop. I can't take much more.

Success and lack of it

I've recently noticed an awful lot of folks who I knew from school* and they are doing TREMENDOUSLY well. I react with a mixture of hostilitly and bitterness, mainly from a selfish angle. I don't grudge them success but what the hell's wrong with me?? I wish I had some drive to do something-ANYTHING! But I don't. Another stick to beat myself with.

* This is one of them's site. Its a music thing which was her idea and now her company.

Joy Joy

Well, I won The McBeardie's competition.
I am going to be the proud owner of an ORIGINAL Skeleton Bob.
At this point I'd like to thank the photographer, the shop from which the Clincher of a bowler hat came from and of course my fans, who support me all the way.
Yesterday was shaping out to be a fucking doozy of a day. A really pisser. But then quickly ended on a shiny point with Badger boy phoning to tell me of my win.
I'm pleased because I can look more fucking stupid than anyone else. Yay For Me

I thought I'd chuck this up...

It's been so long since I embarrassed Russ.
Enjoy!