The first documented homosexual necrophiliac duck eh??
One thing to say: Count Duckula.
Homosexual? Definitely.
Necrophiliac? Yep. (well he was dead wasn't he?)
AND vegetarian!
Come back to me with better than that "Dr" and then I'll be impressed.
Plus, you are criticising the duck? You sat and watched it for hours and made notes.
Notes!!
Then, you sick twisted duck fetishist, you photographed it.blugh.
Plus I'd reall, really like to hear of consentual duck sex.
They have conversation noises, according to your paper so maybe they have consent noises.
Maybe the noise of your dirty face squeaking on the glass sounded like consent noises?? Hmmm?
Or maybe each duckie thrust forced air out of the dead ducks lungs and sounded, in duck language, like "oh, oh, yeaah" Bet he never thought of that.
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