So today the elderly seem to be on a drive to piss us off.
Sat on the bus and this old dear( you know the kind, gnarly) says "is this the glasgow bus?"
well thats what it says on the front says the driver, but y'know she could have cateracts so thats excuseable but then she says
"do you go into glasgow?"
you couldn't have cut the atmoshphere with a cleaver.
Like " No, we're actually the 'straight through and out the other side without stopping bus' actually, but if you would like to hang to the bumper we can slow down enough to let you off without too much harm.
Honest to god, I don't think age kills you, it's thinking like that. Then your brain does the humane thing and 'plink' goodnight vienna.
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